The Yat (One) and Only Journey

Sunday, 31 December, 2006

Year 2007 = Bad Year For Malaysia

Filed under: Issues, Thoughts — Yatz @ 5:43 am

There are two reactions on the people’s face reading the title now..

It’s either dumbfucked feeling weird or dumbfucked laughing at it..

Why is it so.? Coz most Malaysians, if not all, already knew that the toll price will be increased by few 10 cents on the few major toll plazas..

First of all, the Kesas Highway, which initially was RM1.50, will be increased to RM2.20..

Then the Lebuhraya Damansara-Puchong (LDP) will increase by 60 cents, which is RM1.60..

Cheras-Kajang Highway will increase by 30 cents..Don’t be too happy..I guess it’s for each toll..If you don’t know, there are 2 fucking tolls from Cheras to Kajang..

So that’s 3 of the 5 tolls that will be increasing the price, which I have to know..The other 2 have nothing to do with me, coz I’m a Cheras boy, for 21 years and still counting..

Anyway, anyone feel weird about this thing here.?

Lots of toll plazas in the Klang Valley and the government is increasing the price of it..How bout Middle Ring Road 2 (MRR2).??

That fucking long stretch highway doesn’t has a single toll plaza..And I do meant it’s fucking long stretch highway ait..Not any stupid NKVE or whatsoever..

Why they don’t build 1 or 2 toll plazas there.?? The government’s pocket sure damn fucking full one if there’s any..

What’s the reason of it.?? I don’t want to talk about it..It’s quite sensitive..Think about it yourself..

Now what else.? Ooh..One of the shit-tiest issue of all..Petrol hike, yet again..

It’s rumoured that the petrol price will increase by at least 50 cents..

Actually, is there anyone realise or dare to shout-out about this problem.??

Not long after the price increment here in Malaysia, the international price of petrol had decreased somewhat drastically..

But still, the price in Malaysia is still going steady at RM1.92 per litre and will increase again, soon, soon enough..

Now what’s up with that.?? Too hungry is it.? Not enough eating the money.?

Oops..I have forgotten that these ‘fellas‘ like to spend money on rubbish and nonsense..

A fucking RM490 million sports centre in UK.?? Fuck that~!!

About RM100 fucking million to send an astronaut just to make teh-tarik and play batu seremban in space.?? Fuck that~!!

A 60m-high ferris wheel at Taman Tasik Titiwangsa, not KLCC Park nor somewhere around the city center, and they are expecting some income.?? Fuck that~!!

They just don’t learn..Hmm..Why they have to learn anyway.? *shrugs* They are happy with the country’s progress and are happy with the money they got..

Now they are planning Visit Malaysia 2007 (VMY 2007)..Sure have to fork out some money again-lah..

Forking out that time sure got some money spilled out..Then those who has a hand on those project sure will pick up those dropped money..There goes the taxpayers’ money..

How to promote VMY 2007.?? Floods everywhere..Robberies everywhere..Mat Rempits everywhere..

Anyway, VMY 2007 is kinda bullshit..Even us as Malaysian also not aware of the place to have a nice holiday, what can you expect from foreigners.??

Giving them a bad image.? Or hoping them to give us a good image.?

All you promote is the already famous spots and activities like shopping, beach and sand, a stupid 60m-high ferris wheel, and stupid historical Malacca..

Would caucasians come here just for shopping.? I don’t think so..It’s even cheaper to buy in their homeland..

Beach and sand is actually quite good, but all you did is promote Sipadan and Redang..What’s wrong with other islands or beaches.??

Or maybe some places like FRIM, Cherating, Bukit Merah, or such..We want something more exotic..

Honestly, easy money is always come from foreigners coz us, as Malaysians will sometimes find that holidaying locally is NOT that cheap after all..

So why not go overseas, like Thailand or China or Japan.??

Why is Malacca so historic.?? Thanks to the Portuguese occupations.? Then it’s not about Malaysia anymore..Why bother come to Malaysia for Portuguese history.??

What else.? Hmm..I think that wraps up my spontaneous rants on the new year, in less than 20 hours..

Anyway, HAPPY NEW YEAR and hope for the ‘best‘ from our ‘beloved‘ government from tomorrow onwards..

And oh, remember to head to The Curve, Mutiara Damansara to join the Bloggers Gathering cum New Year Countdown, starting at 5pm..

See you guys there..


Wednesday, 27 December, 2006

Blogger & Fooxion Year-End Gathering

Filed under: Blogosphere, Events — Yatz @ 11:35 pm

*The partaaaay*

It’s a year-end small-cum-big party gathering at The Curve, Mutiara Damansara, on 31st of December 2006..Means this coming Sunday..

It is organised by Fooxion, for Fooxion members and bloggers..Perhaps, non-member or bloggers are invited to join as well..

As the saying goes, the more the merrier..

So here’s the details about the syiok event..Taken from the Fooxion Forum itself..

Place : The Curve,Mutiara Damansara
Date : 31st December 2006 [Sunday]
Time : 5pm sharp
Attire : Black or White clothes ONLY.


5pm :
Everyone gather at 
Marche restaurant at The Curve.Please be there sharp at 5pm cuz it will be very packed on that day.Me myself will be there at 4pm to get some place that will fit us all.*fingers crossed*
More about Marche restaurant click

7:30pm :
Camwhore session! Well just like usual we gonna take a lot,i mean really a lot of pix and please do not feel shy if u wan to have fun wit us.We are all poser. tongue.gif haha.But no no dun worry,it’s not a must to be poser to join us.Oh ya,we’ll also have some activities as well during this 3 hours.

9pm :
We’ll head to the coutdown party at The Curve.There will be a concert and firework stuff etc from 9pm onwards.So,we gonna enjoy and party hard.Haha.I went there last year to celeb new year and the firework was awesome.I believe,this year it shld be nice as well.
HERE for more info about the party!

12am+ :
The end.What? Not enough huh? Alrite,we can proceed to yumcha.Haha.This is optional okeh?

So.? Anyone wants to tag along.?? We have got a list of people going already..

Let’s join the fun eh..

Monday, 25 December, 2006

VelocityKL Tickets At Cheaper Price~!!

Filed under: Events — Yatz @ 11:56 pm

YES~!! I’m selling Velocity KL Music Fest 2006 tickets at a cheaper price~!!

I have few extra tickets up for grabs at a lower rate~!! It’s limited, of course..

I’m selling 6 tickets priced at RM45 for RM250~!! If only you take all 6 tickets together of course..

And I’m selling 4 tickets priced at RM60 for RM200 only~!!

Of course, everything is negotiableand we shall discuss on it..

For further details, email me at with subjects regarding the tickets..i.e – “I Want To Buy VelocityKL Tix“, “VelocityKL Tix“, “Your Blog About VelocityKL Tix“, etc etc..

So, be fast while stocks last..

Friday, 22 December, 2006

Velocity KL Music Fest 06

Filed under: Events — Yatz @ 5:47 am

YEAR-END FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~!! *raise hands up in the air and vigorously shaking crotch*

Year-end is just around the corner~!! And it’s all about party, party, party, and party..Oh, did I say party.? Hahaha..

Yes yes yes..It’s the Velocity KL Music Fest 2006 at Sunway Lagoon, on Friday, 29th of December 2006..

Few big acts from our local music scene are playing the tunes for us..

Namely, Joe Flizzow and DJ TBone of the Phat Family, DJ Goldfish, Hitz’fm‘s big bro Jakeman with special apperance from Dayang Nurfaizah, and DJ Biggie (??)..

They are performing in Room 2, which is for R&B and Hip Hop lovers..

In Room 1 we have Judge Jules, Ron van De Beuken, Kyau & Albert, and DJ Love, performing on trance..

The organisers had fully distributed all of the 10,000 tickets to the designated outlets, mostly at Echo Park and Tower Records..

Pre-sale ticket is priced at RM45..Door-sale ticket is priced at RM60..Buy your pre-sale tickets while stocks last..

Check out the list of outlets at Velocity KL Official Site..

I’ve bought my tickets, and for my gangs too..

I drove all the way to Bukit Bintang, all alone, just to buy the tickets..I’m there to buy 9 fucking tickets for myself and my gangs..

I went to the Echo Park outlet at Sungei Wang, next to Extreme outlet, on the 2nd Floor..

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*Suki and Anuar, the outlet’s sales assistants*

I asked them to pose for me, and they did it without hesitating..Thanks alot dude and dudette..

By the way, isn’t Suki adorable and cheerful.?? Sigh~~ *stares blankly into the sky and daydreams*

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*9 fucking RM50 notes*

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*Suki counting my money change*

I’m going to fucking have fun to the max coz I was saman-ed for illegally park my car behind Times Square..

I parked my car by the roadside, and it didn’t has the yellow-line that indicates no stopping or no parking at that area..

I thought just go there and buy the tickets then leave, but to no avail~ *sob sob*..

My first ever summon in my entire life, excluding the accidents I’ve involved previously..Wtf..

Please, I hope I’ll not getting a fine of more than RM100..

Any of you kind enough to spare me some cash to help me out.?? *beg on my knees and kow tow*

Lesson learned..Never ever park your car on roadsides which don’t have the designated parking space/lot to park cars..

Go waste a few bucks instead of being fined for few hundred bucks..Goddammit..

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*The 9 fucking tickets*

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*Velocity – KL Music Fest 06 on 29th of December 2006 @ Sunway Lagoon*

Anyone going and fine with taggings, come join us or vice versa..

I think Jenifur is going to..Not sure under the media invitations or sendiri syok one..

Anyway, say hi to me when you see me there..Have FUN~!!

Thursday, 21 December, 2006

Ahmoi@Zouk, The Winners – Part 5 [Finale]

Filed under: Alcoholism & Nightlife, Events — Yatz @ 2:42 am

At last, the finale for Ahmoi@Zouk Series..

Of course, it’s about time to tell you guys who’s the winner of the night and all..

The winner for the Race Queen was picked according to number of votes from fellow Ahmoians..

Everyone was given a tiny miny red pebble/marble upon entering Zouk, to cast their votes..

So all we have to do is place the red pebble/marble in any 5 glasses (where each of it represents a contestant) or our choice..

The voting started as soon as the Queen And Gay-ish Clown game finished..

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*Contestants waiting for the result*

Since there’s nothing much to do other than wait, we snapped a couple of pics of ourselves..

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*Yatz (me), How Zan, and Fuzz*

Now there you go..A pic of my face that night..

Purposedly open wide my eyes coz the pic taken before this, I was closing my eyes (aiya..the flashlight very flashy ma)..

So, to avoid any more errors, I stretched wide my eyelids..

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*The winner (the guy on the right) for Best Dressed Celica*

So here’s the winner for Best Dressed Celica..All he got was a Eight Hundred Ringgit cash prize (Read RM800)..

RM800 can be finished easily on petrol..If for my Wira, RM800 can be use for 2 months, more or less..

But for Celica.?? A step on the acceleration pedal already burnt few ringgits..LOL..

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*OMG OMG..Come come take pic take pic*

Then for a split second of commercial break..

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*Our pic again..L-R >> Yatz, How Zan, James, and Fuzz*

Then back to the Race Queen..

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*Pose while you still can*

Okay, cut the crap..The winner is contestant No.3 Eve..Happy.??

And do you know how did she won it.??

She won by a huge margin..Her glass was FULL~!! Ya..You got that right, FULL~!!

While other contestants hardly reached the half mark..Talk about package..

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*Eve receiving the mock cheque from I-don’t-know-who*

Eve received a RM 500 cash prize..

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*Posing lagi*

Other contestants too, received a complimentary cash prize which I have forgotten how much was that..

So that’s all and the event ended at about 11.30pm..

So we went out to catch some fresh air while waiting for in-house party..

After standing outside for about 30 minutes looking on pretty chicks and pretty cars, we went back in..

Zouk KL is always a nightmare for Cooler Club coz no one will ever dance on the dance floor..

This makes the place looks boring and unlively..Perhaps the dance floor is too big.??

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*A bottom’s up view*

So we danced and enjoyed ourselves at the front part of the dance floor, right in front of the DJ stage..

And there, we got some free entertainment..

A pretty sexy girl got drunk and danced hysterically..

It’s only 12.30am and the party wasn’t even started yet..She’s already a drunktard..

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*Drunken cun chick*

This is the girl, if any of you guys noticed her..

Her skirt was kinda short, and her blouse was kinda loose..

The shoulder part kept dropping all the times, thus revealed her bikini tops strap, a pink color one..Hahaha..Talk about voyeurism..

Anyway, we left the place at 1.30am coz the place was too boring with the crowd just stoned at their seats..

I love the music though, stuffs from DJ Tiesto and some real trance..Not like fucking Thai Club, been playing those same songs for don’t know how many gazillion years..

Thai Club is still playing stuffs like Satisfaction of Benny Benassi Mix and all..Sucks..

Okay..That’s all for my Ahmoi@Zouk Pentalogy Series..

I’m going to Malacca on Saturday morning to have a 3 Days 2 Nights trip, to celebrate my Christmas..

Well, not really celebrating, just join the fun..I’m a Free-Thinker after all..

So who’s staying in Malacca who wouldn’t mind to be my tour guide and join my gang at night to have some fun.??

I’ll be staying at Grand Continental Hotel Malacca (if I’m not mistaken) with my 7 friends..

Important thing is FOOOOOD~!! And PAAARTAY~!!

So, til I’m back here for another Pentalogy Series, ciao..

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Ahmoi @ Zouk Pics From

Wednesday, 20 December, 2006

XBlogger My Ass

Filed under: Blogosphere, Irritations — Yatz @ 5:56 am

This topic was ignited by someone’s Kukujiao..He scratched so damn fucking hard and suddenly the kukujiao set ablaze..

And of course, the whole thing is quite true and generally blew its etiquette as a fucking blogger..

You see, this XBlogger is like an X number of bloggers under the domain name..

Instead of oneself control the whole thing, the man-behind-the-scene are trying to get some support from fellow bloggers..

It’s more or less like Rojaks Blog, you get a few fucking contributors and you share your cents and thoughts..

But basically, Wingz is the only person who runs the blog albeit having few ‘partners’ in that particular blog..

Well, Rojakman aside, back to XBlogger frenzy now..

You see, in a blog, we can talk about any fucking topics, from your emo days to your happy days to your boring lecture days to your gay-ish group photo session..What the fuck..

And of course, different topics will be put into different categories accordingly..

Categories can be Movies, Music, Travels, Foods, Gays, Sex, Fucks, and many more..

But for this XBlogger chain, it has separated the categories into different fucking blogs with its own fucking url..

Due to the many different blogs, they sort of spammed PPS just to get the fucking traffic they needed to generate some money through Google Ads..

You could see blog posts from being ping-ed in roughly fucking one fifth of PPS‘ page..

Because of this, our hard-thought posts that were ping-ed in PPS, kicked out of the page in like fucking 5-7 hours, thanks to XBlogger..

Yes, basically they are trying to monopoly PPS by spamming it with their fucking multiple blogs with fucking multiple pings..

On top of that, most of the posts that were being posted are cut-outs from online news and any news article..

This meant XBlogger is just trying to make itself like damn fucking BIG with those online news..

Because if you search for a particular news, one of the blogs will eventually come out as one of the search results..

By that, they’ve gained traffic in the blog, hence helping them to make a fucking fortune on Google Ads and stuffs..

Well, the main point here is, XBlogger is trying to woo readers with its ‘cooked’ materials to boost their fucking traffic and perhaps gain some fucking money..

That’s not all..They are boasting how high their fucking traffic is, how high their fucking ranking is, whatever fucking things that you could think of to boast your superiority..

All the boastings are actually the most fucking lame thing they could have done, because most of their posts were posted without much efforts..

Everyone boasts about their success..I boast about my success on certain posts..

But my posts were all fresh and original from my inner thoughts..

I don’t boast about something that is already there high up in the sky, while I’m just riding on its fame and gaining money from it..

That’s what I called pirated stuffs..We have pirated VCDs, pirated DVDs, pirated softwares, and now we have our very own pirated blogs..

Perhaps they don’t have the important things in a human, which we called the fucking brain and intelligence..

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Kukujiao – Apa Lanjiao XBlogger

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