The Yat (One) and Only Journey

Friday, 22 June, 2007

Happy Birthday Josephine

Filed under: Family & Friends, Ramblings — Yatz @ 4:59 am

I want to say Happy Birthday to my dearest Josephine..

Wish your dreams come true and hope you’ll graduate by mid-2008, if not end of 2007..

I’ve had happy moments with you so far, hope you feel the same way too..

In a blink of an eye, we’ve been together for 6 months already..It’s not a long period, nor a short period..

I might have not given the best to you, but hope you do know that I’ve tried my best..

Just hope the good things are still to come, one by one..

Anyway, Happy Birthday Josephine *muaks*..


Thursday, 21 June, 2007

Rape Case On The Rise In JiBai

Filed under: Issues, Shits, Thoughts — Yatz @ 4:43 am

Yeap..Shits happen all the time..This time around is rape cases at JB – Jibai a.k.a CheeBye..

Just last week, there were rape cases two days in a row, back to back..

The first case, an 19-years old girl ang-raped by three men..Her boyfriend was being slashed on the leg, thus cannot move around..

So have to sit down diam diam just watching his girlfriend being raped in front of him..So sad..

Another case was a 35-years old woman being gang-raped..A guy friend was also slashed on the leg..

Can’t do anything but sitting beside them and see his friend thoroughly enjoyed by the fuckers..Indeed they are fuckers coz they were fucking wtf..

In today’s newspaper, a school girl of 16-years old were gang-raped..After some arguments with her boyfriend, she went to a park alone..

There, she was harrassed by some motorists at the park..I guessed should be Mat Rempits..

Then they forced the girl follow them to some secluded area and raped her there and then..

And stupid enough, usually rapists will let their victims go..So that they could lodge a police report.??

Then 6-hours later, another rape case in another area in JiBai, involving a 13-years old girl..

A bogus-cop abducted the girl after sending her 14-years old brother home to take their ICs to show him..

When the boy went into the house, the guy drove off to a secluded place and raped the girl..

Surprise surprise, all of these cases happened in JB = JiBai = CheeBye..Lots of cheebye there.? Hmm *shrugs*..

I really wonder what are the authorities doing nowadays..Patrolling.? Catching criminals.? Sitting at mamak stalls.? Sleeping.? Or eating money.??

Case after cases were reported in the media and yet, nothing much could be done..Victims are getting more and more..

Never mind bout speedings..Never mind bout drink and drive..Just find those bozzos will ya.?

Ok..It’s a tad irresponsible if I ask you guys to leave those speedings and drink drivings alone..

Anyhow, fine any amount of these people as you wish but to let go the fucking criminals.?? You are so wrong..

Let see..I recommend that rapists should be castrated, at least 50 strokes of rotan, and 30 years in jail, albeit whatever wrong it is..

Then, these so-called eunuchs will be offered jobs at legal massage parlours and cleaners in whichever government departments..

As long as you force your dick in the opposite sex’s pussy, or in the same sex’s anal, it’s by law you’ll be regarded as rapist or sodomist wtf..

Therefore, you will be sentenced to the maximum penalty..

With that, I do believe between 2-5 years of time, there’ll be a drastic drop in rape cases happening in our society..

None heavy punishment will lead to crimes..

For example, for any individual who caught smuggling/trafficking/carrying a certain amount of illegal drugs, will be sentenced to mandatory penalty..

Even with such a heavy punishment, people are still carrying illegal drugs around, let alone some mre light punishment..Puik..

Should the authorities let off the criminals, the societies are in danger at any time anywhere..

It’s ok if the authorities were alert of such crimes and do their jobs..But hell no..

They take gazillion years to solve the problem and in the end, everything will be forgotten and there goes the criminals..

For those who support my proposal for the punishment, raise your dick high up..

Sunday, 17 June, 2007

Guess Who’s On Newspaper

Filed under: Amazed, Family & Friends — Yatz @ 4:57 am

If I’m not mistaken, it was either 13th or 14th of June The Star Newspaper, main section..

As I was browsing through the pages, reading news and stuffs..

Now you see, usually, people like me when reading newspapers, I won’t noticed any advertisements other than Mega Sales or Air Asia..

Somehow, I don’t know how I got my eyes on this normal looking advertisement..

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*Reliance Travel*

And to my surprise, I found something interesting, or rather funny in it..

Someone looks familiar..The hair is so familiar..The mouth is so familiar..Hmm..

Guess who’s inside..

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*Eugene Da Man*

Our very own Eugene Chee is in the ad wtf..

Friday, 15 June, 2007

UV Nation Malaysia 2007, A Bit Let Down

Filed under: Alcoholism & Nightlife, Events — Yatz @ 4:29 am

BENNY BENASSI FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~!! *raise hands up in the air and profusely shaking crotch*

The hoo-hah of UV Nation and Benny Benassi has finally ended..

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*My complimentary tickets from EMI Malaysia..Thanks to Edmund for getting thistickets for me*

It was a hassle to enter the rave arena, on 5th Floor of New Wing, One Utama..

Long queues and scuffles were to be expected, but it was like hell..

Some friends of mine, queued for almost an hour just to enter the entrance gate..

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*L>R – Edmund, Howzan, Yatz, and Josephine*

When I entered at about 9pm, DJ Desire was showing off her skills on the turntable..

Her tunes were pretty good, but it’s a bit soft..So I guess most shufflers wouldn’t prefer something like soft trance..

Oh, I bumped into Jenifer and Cincau Hangus there..I heard a lot of bloggers were there too, but didn’t got to meet them..

After about 30 minutes into her performance, my friends and I went to the car park and had some drinking galore..Sluuuurp..

Anyway, when DJ Desire was about to end, we headed up to the Main Arena to feast on Benny Benassi’s masterpiece..

Just before Benny Benassi started his turntabling skill, there were some technical problems..It was hell..

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*When Benny Benassi on stage*

Everyone waited for like 10-15 minutes..Not that Benassi can do anything about it, it’s the technical problem after all..Welcome to Malaysia..

Then the amps turned out to be fine and the rave lived on..

It’s proved that most of the people attended the rave, is just for Benny Benassi..

But there’s no doubt that most shufflers were there because of Bass Agents and Scot Project..

After all, Bass Agents are Malaysia‘s very own high-profile hard trance DJs around..They did well abroad too..

Benny Benassi was fine but I was too tired to dance to the tune..Everyone was waiting for the hit Satisfaction but it didn’t hit it right, coz the word Satisfaction just came out about 3 times for less than 20 seconds and then, gone..

It remixed with some other songs in it..Sad to say but it kinda suck and not up to expectation..

So Benassi played from 11pm-1am..My legs were damn tired..No kidding..

Had to get out of the crowd and sit somewhere spacious enough to stretch my legs and get some fresh air..

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*Just look at the crowd*

Then I went over to the Urban Space..It was a piece of shit I tell you..The DJs were not any better than an amatuer..

Even I could do something like that, if not better..

The remix was shit..The interception between songs were shit..It’s like I tone down a song to the lowest volume then intercept it with another song..

So there isn’t any difficulties in finding which part to intercept..Puuik~!! I condemn those DJs..Heard they were from Fly FM..

Bass Agents were on stage right after Benny Benassi..Scot Project supposed to be on stage after Benassi, but he was not feeling well or something..

So he switched place with Bass Agents..Scot Project did for the closing, though, for about 45 minute..

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*Not sure who is this*

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*One of the prominent DJs.??*

I left the scene at about 2.30am, to avoid traffice congestion..And to my surprise, I don’t have to pay for the parking..LOL~!!

I reached One Utama since 4pm and I’ve fully benefited the whole free parking thingy..

When I was about to insert my parking ticket into the autopay machine, the slot seemed like stucked and I can’t got my ticket insert in it..

So Ryan and I went to ask to Pak Guard, “Excuse me Cik..Mana boleh bayar ini ticket.??”

Pak Guard *giggled before he starts to talk to me*, “Kalo dah bagi free, blah-lah cepat….”

Ryan and I looking at each other in awe, and then told Pak Guard, “Oh oh oh..Ok ok..Hahahaha”..

Then off we ran to our cars and started the engine and left the scene, headed to PJ, SS2 Sri Murni to have our stomach filled..

Thanks to Jenifer for sharing some of her pics with me..

Wednesday, 13 June, 2007

Mika – Grace Kelly

Filed under: Lyrics & Musics — Yatz @ 6:11 am

I’m now enjoying to the album, Life in Cartoon Motion by Mika..

This debut single, Grace Kelly, is awesome..His voice sounds just like Queen‘s vocalist..

Mika, born in Beirut, is the new ‘IN’ now..Get yourself a copy of his album..Enough said..

Mika – Grace Kelly

I wanna talk to you
The last time we talked Mr. Smith you reduced me to tears
I promise you it wont happen again
Do I attract you?
Do I repulse you with my queasy smile?
Am I too dirty?
Am I too flirty?
Do I like what you like?

I could be wholesome
I could be loathsome
guess I’m a little bit shy
Why don’t you like me?
Why don’t you like me without making me try?

I try to be like Grace Kelly
But all her looks were too sad
So I try a little Freddie, mmm
I’ve gone identity mad!

I could be brown
I could be blue
I could be violet sky
I could be hurtful
I could be purple
I could be anything you like
Gotta be green
Gotta be mean
Gotta be everything more
Why don’t you like me?
Why don’t you like me?
Why don’t you walk out the door!
Getting angry doesn’t solve anything

How can I help it
How can I help it
How can I help what you think?
Hello my baby
Hello my baby
Putting my life on the brink
Why don’t you like me
Why don’t you like me
Why don’t you like yourself?
Should I bend over?
Should I look older just to be put on your shelf?

I try to be like Grace Kelly
But all her looks were too sad
So I try a little Freddie mmm
I’ve gone identity mad!

I could be brown
I could be blue
I could be violet sky
I could be hurtful
I could be purple
I could be anything you like
Gotta be green
Gotta be mean
Gotta be everything more
Why don’t you like me?
Why don’t you like me?
walk out the door!

Say what you want to satisfy yourself
But you only want what everybody else says you should want
you want

I could be brown
I could be blue
I could be violet sky
I could be hurtful
I could be purple
I could be anything you like
Gotta be green
Gotta be mean
Gotta be everything more
Why don’t you like me?
Why don’t you like me?
walk out the door!

I could be brown
I could be blue
I could be violet sky
I could be hurtful
I could be purple
I could be anything you like
Gotta be green
Gotta be mean
Gotta be everything more
Why don’t you like me?
Why don’t you like me?
walk out the door!
Humphry were leaving

Lyrics courtesy of

Tuesday, 12 June, 2007

Flood, Fe-lad, Fu-lat, MA-FU-LAT~!!

Filed under: Issues, Shits, Thoughts — Yatz @ 2:27 pm

As the title says, MA-FU-LATTTTTTTTTTTTTT~!!! *raise hands up in the air and profusely shaking crotch*

Just like last Sunday, KL had a massive heavy downpour for a consecutive 3-4 hours in the afternoon..

And again, it caused the hotspot areas in KL being hit by so-called flash floods..

Places like Masjid Jamek, Dataran Merdeka, Jalan Tun Razak, Dang Wangi, and Jalan Sultan Ismail got it badly big time..

*Taken from The Star Online*

Photo shows rubbish being piled up along Jalan Dang Wangi..Damn WANGI I tell you..No parfum needed anymore..

Vehicles drowned in Dataran Merdeka’s basement carpark, which the water level rose up to the ceiling and straight up to the surface..

Drainage and Irrigation Department (DID) said SMART would have averted floods, and so they say..

Will it or will it not averted the floods is not the matter anymore..Tragic has already happened and the so-called SMART is not ready yet..

Will it put to good use after this, is another problem..

*Taken from The Star Online*

Photo shows layers of mud covered the road at Masjid Jamek..Isn’t it a nice scenery for our Visit Malaysia 2007 campaign..Sigh *stares blankly*..

Failure after failure the government showed us, from leakage in every corner of government buildings to the bad management to control the flood, Pak Lah wants flood mitigation projects to be speeded up..

Bad drainage and sewage system wouldn’t lead us anywhere other than being hit by floods again in the near future, very soon, I guess..

Thus, Pak Lah wants SMART to be completed faster..After all, SMART is the only project that has connection to lessen the severeness of floods aftermath..

So, these authorities need the PM to order them to work things up, instead of to look into the matters themselves..

It’s very obvious Kuala Lumpur need this SMART functioning well very badly..But still, they are taking they time to get things done..

As usual, when you get screwed by the superior, unwillingly you will try to settle things down in order to please the superior, not the public..

Hence, floodwater diversion part in SMART Tunnel is to be completed ahead of schedule, so DID (Drainage and Irrigation Department) say..

I guess they don’t learn lessons, didn’t they.?? Flood after flood hit KL and they still take things lightly..Berterabur Bravo bravo~!!

So, the free trial of the SMART will be offially ended this coming Thursday midnight, 11.59pm, 14th of June 2007..

And they’ll be charging us RM2 for the time being..Increment is to be expected in three years time..

“It is also an alternative route. Road users can continue to use the existing highway but if you need to speed up your journey, then use the tunnel”, Works Minister Datuk Seri S. Samy Vellu said..

If he’s referring to the entrance at Jalan Tun Razak and exit at Sungei Besi, I think he meant something like this..

If road users need to speed up the journey to get stuck in the traffic jam at Sungei Besi exit, you can use the tunnel..

Otherwise, just get stucked all the way from Jalan Tun Razak to Kampung Pandan to Chan Sow Lin to Sungei Besi..

It doesn’t bring much difference after all..Just that you’ll have to pay for that shorter jam..It’s still a jam..

So, if he’s to speak the whole thing in Bahasa Malaysia (duh~), I think it sounds something like this..Read with Bahasa Baku..

“Iye adeleh jalan alternatif..Penggune jalanraye bulih menggunekan, jalan tersebut, untuk sampai ke destinasi lebih cepat, dan sesakkan diri dalam traffic jam juge..Kalo tak mau bolih juge menggune highway yang ade..Sa-me juge ade traffic jam juge *follows with laughters from reporters, and myself – Hahahahahaha*..Mau gune tak mau gune, suka hati you lah..Tapi toll agak mahal jugelah..Takde murah punye”..

It’s just for laughs..No pun intended or what-so-ever..

So, choose your nice Short Cake jam or a Long John Silver jam..Pun intended..

But still, I don’t get it..We are being charged for the utilities that SHOULD BE offered to the public by the government.??

Isn’t the government should provide us good and hassle-free utilities.?? We paid our tax after all..

I don’t want to be hearing to Green Day singing ‘Malaysian Idiot’ one day..

And one more thing..Some people found some lost money for involving themselves in MEGA projects, but why not me.??

I’ve been involving myself in my college’s projects, which are fatal to me coz I have to splurge money on it, instead of picking some money from it..

I really wonder how these people found the lost money..It’s like they know where to find it, then straight deposit the money into their bank accounts..

That’s what I call project makes money, instead of money to make project..

Just hope the DUMB (Dungeon Untuk Malaysian Bangang – a parody nickname for SMART) wouldn’t collapse..

They were short of budget after all..Lost money leh..You think little amount.?? Millions one leh..MA-FU-LAATTTT~!!

Once again, a chant from me..



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