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Friday, 25 May, 2007

Champions League Final 2007 – Pathetic Reds Fans

Filed under: Footballs, Irritations, Thoughts — Yatz @ 10:21 pm

On 23rd of May 2007, the Champions League Final 2007 was held in Athens, Greece..

It’s none other than the repeat clash of Liverpool – AC Milan at Istanbul two years ago..

I will not talk about the match, instead, I’ll talk about the place I went to watch and the reactions of the fans..Get the title now.?

I watched it at My Home Bar at Hartamas with a bunch of Liverpool fans..

After their feat two years ago, I do believed that Liverpool might show the better performance against Milan..

I went there with my mind set to support Liverpool, like anyone else..Tai Wai, Ryan, and Junn all being so-called hardcore Liverpool fans were there as well..

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*The host of the night*

There were some activities getting on to spice up the whole finale..

Apparently, I found it quite ridiculous and pathetic for these guys..Perhaps it applies to other football clubs fans as well..

You know what they did.? The host was asking questions on quotes..What’s that.?

Let say, “You fart damn smelly..I fart damn wangi”..Who quoted this.? Yatz did..How many of you guys know that this is my quote.? None..

So that’s what they played that night..And to make it more pathetic, they got a small booklet ala mobile dictionary, the whole thing is just about quotes..WTF~!!!

Quotes ranging from Liverpool‘s starting era til present day..Treat it as a Bible and you’ll join the Reds walk together in heaven..It’s pathetic..

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*Before kick-off*

As you can see from this pic, fans already yelling AT THE PROJECTOR SCREEN“FUCK OFF AC MILAN~!!” and “COME SUCK MY BALLS~!!”, as if those people in Athens could hear them..

They kept shouting 6 times, 6 times, 6 times..And the people were video-recording the whole commotion..Damn kau pathetic..

They were no difference than the English hooligans who always make troubles when they are drunk..

Luckily Malaysians are all staying in unity and kinda open in accepting critics..If it was heard by the hardcore mafia-bounded Italian fans, I guarantee you none of the Malaysian Reds will survive..

Italian football fans live to fight for their team, and to kill if necessary..But as a Malaysian, we died because we support an English team.? It’s pathetic..

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*These guys here singing some songs*

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*Still singing wtf*

So, these so-called Reds actually singing to the tune of You’ll Never Walk Alone..They even printed out the lyrics in case you didn’t how to sing..

Sorry to say, but I condemned You’ll Never Walk Alone coz it feels like a song for a black parade..

A theme song should be something like Chelsea‘s..It’s joyous and fun to sing together..

It’s quite a natural thing for me to say so, coz there are even some Malaysians who like US or England‘s national anthem, rather than our very own Negaraku coz it’s so slow and it’s not nice to listen to, so they say..Pak Lah, isn’t it pathetic.?

And also, they came up with lots of other song for the important or influential players as well..

Such as Carragher Song, Gerrard Song, Luis Garcia Song, and Reina Song..

All they did was change the lyrics of some nursery rhymes and sing to the tune..For example When The Saint Go Marching InQue Sera Sera, and so on..

Like I said, I set my mind to support Liverpool before I went there..After I saw these bunch of bozzos, I’m totally turned off by their behaviour..

And what’s that again.? Pathetic..

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*Finally it kicks off*

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*Nothing really special*

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*This is when AC Milan scores through Inzaghi’s elbow deflection*

I was so damn happy when AC Milan scored first..Luckily I’m not the only one..Flex and Landoo, too, supported AC Milan that very night..

Initially I wanted to wear a red color shirt to go there..Luckily, I wore an all black t-shirt with some red patterns on it..

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*Ryan the most suspend one*

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*This is when Inzaghi scores the second goal*

Again, I was damn happy to see their faces..Hahaha..They were so pathetic..No offence..

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*Ryan looks damn dejected*

When Liverpool was trailing 2-0, I was damn sleepy already..Fishing mode at that moment, until Liverpool scored in the dying 87th minutes or so to make it 2-1..

So I couldn’t snap any pics of the Reds celebrating that goal..

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*This is during stoppage-time*

So the match ended in a glorious way for AC Milan, to redeem back their pride and dignity they had lost 2 years ago, where they led 3-0 and forced to 3-3 and finally lose out in penalty..

As known to everyone, AC Milan was crowned for the 7th time as the European winner in Champions League..

Meaning.? Liverpool lose lah..Kalah..Shu jor..But they were so PATHETIC that they……..

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*The Reds fans still singing their theme song as if they have won the tournament*

After the match, most of the Reds fans did the standing ovation and sang You’ll Never Walk Alone altogether, as if they won the tournament..

Now I know why You’ll Never Walk Alone was the title and the pace was so slow like a sad song..

Because they hardly win any silverware when the club was just formed back then..

So when the Reds didn’t win anything or lose out the tournament, the team will never walk alone coz they got a whole bunch of supporters with them..

And the pace is slow-mo because, apparently, it’s a sad song, coz they hardly win any silverware..

So, the more they sang, they slimmer chance for Reds to win any silverware..

No joke..Two years ago when I was watching the match at Hartamas Square, none of the fans sang You’ll Never Walk Alone..That’s why they won it..

Hahahaha..Isn’t PATHETIC.??


Thursday, 14 September, 2006

TV3’s Champions’ League Coverage

Filed under: Footballs — Yatz @ 3:21 pm

I really have to say thank you to TV3 for its wide coverage of the Champions’ League 06/07..

For NTV7, 8TV, and tv9 being under the same parent company with TV3, all these 4 channels are airing different Champions’ League matches at the same time.!!

This is WAY better than ASTRO.!!

As far as I’m concerned, ASTRO only have channel 80, 81, and 82 for English-spoken sports channel..

ASTRO SUCKS HOOOOOOOOO~!! *raise hands up in the air and profusely shaking crotch*

TV3 GREAT HOOOOOOOOO~!! *raise hands up in the air without shaking crotch*

I only got to know about it last night, meaning the 2nd day of the new season of Champions’ League..

So there i was in front of the TV switching TV3, 8TV, NTV7, and tv9 continuously..

In this way, I’m watching all 4 matches simultaneously..

I’m giving them an extra credit, for showing big matches, not any shitty matches..

Last night they were showing Man Utd – Celtic (TV3), AC Milan – AEK Athens (8TV), Hamburg – Arsenal (NTV7), and Lyon – Real Madrid (tv9)..

We got 1 of the most exciting matches on TV3..Did you watched Nakamura‘s freekick against Man Utd‘s men wall.??

We got 1 of the most satisfying result on tv9..Did you watched Lyon‘s attacks on Real‘s defence.??

They were great goals and great games..

Barcelona, Bayern Munich, and Roma, all have had great trashings on the previous day matches..

Way to go TV3~!!

Tuesday, 11 July, 2006

The End Of World Cup Germany 2006..

Filed under: Events, Footballs — Yatz @ 11:35 pm

After a month long struggling with sleepless nights, the 18th World Cup instalment has finally come to an end..

As a result, “Lavoro buono Italia” (good job Italy) and “Bon au revoir la France” (good bye France)..

And as I said earlier on, I supported France..Sad *sobs*

I went to Bukit Bintang to celebrate the huge event organised by Maxis and I have to say the event is HUGE~!!

The road at Jalan Imbi and Jalan Sultan Ismail were not jammed at all..Smooth, as if the road had applied Oil of Olay on it..Wtf..

Long story short, along Jalan Bukit Bintang (from corner lot Giordano’s McD til Royale Bintang Hotel) had been blocked for the street party..

Maxis booths along the street..From selling credit reload cards to registration for post-paid line to face painting to grafitti painting to selling mineral water..

Lots of Malays ‘straying on the streets..Sigh..Not much Chinese coz Chinese have to work..Mat rempits don’t have to work..

Let’s proceed to image story-telling, so you won’t be bored with my writings..

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*Early night at Berjaya Times Square*

Not much people hanged around the place earlier on..

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*People started to crowd the front part of the street party at Jalan Bukit Bintang*

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*Hikaru with 988 FM sticker*

We were spotted by 988 FM and sticked the sticker on our face..

If we were spotted by any 988 crew, we’ll get to win some mysterious prizes..

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*Hotlink booth selling credit reload cards*

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*Hotlink chick*

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*Stupid guy..LOL*

I told him, “Whoa~Nice painting..”

Then he shouted back at me, “YEEEAAH~!! THANK YOU~!!” (WTF~)

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*Look at the crowd in front of YTL Corp*

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*Playing soccer game on Playstation 2*

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*Hotlink cheerleaders*

They sang and danced..But I couldn’t heard a word uttered from their mouths..

Whatever, I saw a pretty chick dancing there..Hahaha..

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*World Cup trophy replica*

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*Stupid Hotlink cheerleaders jumping and cheering around*

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*The Footballers Billboard*

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*Yeah..It’s in front of the BB Park*

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*People queue up for face painting*

IT’S FREE~!! Who doesn’t want free face painting.???

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*La France, vous 괥s le plus grand (which is actually means France, you are the greatest)*

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*I told the painter to paint it as big as possible*

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*l’Italia, sono sul suo lato (Italy, I’m on your side)*

Yes..I have to say that lots of Italy supporters roamed Bukit Bintang..

I would say it’s about 2:6 ratio..That’s why I’m with France..WTF..

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*Grafitti painter working on this masterpiece*

Disagree, Reshmonu, Joe Flizzow of Too Phat, Ahli Fiqir, Crazy Frog, and Flipsyde rocked the street y’all..

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*3-on-3 Scorpion Challenge*

A 3-on-3 Street Soccer Challenge..The rule was as simple as normal futsal..And it’s a King playing format..

Meaning the winner stays, and loser out..

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*Gambatte Nippon*

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*Sitting in front of BB Plaza’s bus stop to watch The Game*

Sitting beside a bunch of weed-smoking Indons..Felt like wanted to smack their mouth..

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*Wah~!! (purposedly acted like that XD)*

The World Cup Finale started with a 5-minute long fireworks..Then straight to the game..

Everyone cheered for their respective supporting team..

France scored as early as the 7th minute..All France supporters jumped up from their seats with joy, shouted and cheered with all their heart..

Then Italy equalised in the 19th minute..The Italy supporters did the same thing and laughed at us, France supporters..

I’m so damn tired that I fell asleep on and off in the 2nd-half and during extra-time..LOL~!! YAH~!! Fell asleep sitting on the street..Wtf..

As soon as the extra-time had finished, people stood to give their butts a rest..

But those sitting at the back didn’t do the same thing, remained seated on their spots..

Hence, they couldn’t saw the big screen..So mineral water bottles were being flung to those standing at the front..

Yeah..You guessed it, Malays were the culprits..

Penalty shoot-out started..Stupid Italy supporters jumped and celebrated, especially the one sitting behind us, damn loud HIS sissy voice..

Then, bottles were being thrown to them again..But this time a beer glass bottle were thrown to the sissy guy behind me..

Hit his leg..You paid for it..Muahahaha *devils laugh*..

But it was very dangerous to sit there for too long..And the weird thing was no cops around there..

For the last kick from Italy’s Fabio Grosso, we ducked and left the dangerous place..

That’s the end for France and hooray for Italy..

Thanks to Zinedine Zidane‘s headbutt on Marco Materazzi‘s chest..Take that you foul-mouthed Italian..

Sunday, 9 July, 2006

Counting Down To World Cup 2006 Gay Finale..

Filed under: Footballs — Yatz @ 5:33 pm

The World Cup Germany 2006 Finale is here tonight..And the ‘high fever’ is going to be healed soon enough..

The 3rd-4th placing has ended and the winner goes to Germany, thrashed Potugal 3-1 with a 3-0 lead..

Portugal‘s goakeeper, Ricardo was well beaten and future Oscar-winning Cristiano Ronaldo was just as irritating as ever..

As usual, the street party for the World Cup Finale is happening tonight and just at Bukit Bintang, Kuala Lumpur..

Nocturnal me and my friends will be sure heading to the street party for the fun and joy..

The Italy vs France would be a hell of a Finale duel between 2 great teams..

France found their tune and were showing their finest performance ever, since their World Cup France ’98 triumph..

*Thierry Henry (left) and Zinedine Zidane will lead the attacks*

Henry : I’m ready..C’mon..

Zidane : Look out my Tai-Chi stance..Waa yaa~ *Bruce Lee’s trademark sound*

Italy have the toughest goalkeeper around, and simply few of the best defenders in the world, look comfortably to lift their 4th World Cup title, should they beat few of the best midfielders in the world..

*Italians Andrea Pirlo (left), Alessandro Del Piero, and Fabio Grosso (No.3)*

Pirlo : Hey~! Who should I fuck.?? I thirst of sex here~!!

Grosso : Anyone but me~!! I’m CUM-ming~!!

Del Piero : Catch me if you can..I’m all yours~!

As surveyed, most females will be supporting Italy because of the hunks (after England and Spain had exited the tournament..Wtf~They are all GAYS after all..Hahaha)..

*The Italian JOB~!!*

Fabio Grosso (kneeling,center) : My Lord~! Can I give you a blowjob with my watery mouth.?? *drools*

Gianluca Zambrotta (kneeling,left) : My Lord~! Please accept my service too..

Andrea Pirlo (standing,right) : Oooh yes my fellow peasants..I’m just happy with all your services..I’ll call it “The Italian Job” from now on..

*The Italian Job Celebration*

Gianluigi Buffon (maroon jersey,top) : Let me give you a hard thrust, GROSS~ Ohhh~!! 

Fabio Grosso (bottom) : I LOVE IT MAN~!! Del Piero, your dick sucks *puke*

Gianluca Zambrotta (far left) : I don’t agree with you GROSS..I just love it~! ^^

Alessandro Del Piero (No.7) : Whatever..Just blow me hard~ Aaaah~ *feel of relief*

Meanwhile, most football pundits will be betting on Italy rather than on-form France..

Where as for me, I’ll be supporting France..Why am I always taking the opposition team as chose by majorities.??

Anyway, nothing much to talk about in this filler entry..Can’t wait for the night to come..

The street party is beginning at about 9pm and the roads will be closed at about 7pm..

Remember, performances by international artistes Flipsyde and Crazy Frog are in the house..

Local artistes Samir, K Town Clan, Disagree, and Reshmonu are performing as well.. DJs’ JJ and Rudy, Jakeman and The Skeletor are there to host the event..

*Miroslav Kolse (right) and Lukas Podolski congratulate Bastian Schwensteiger’s (left) goal against Portugal*

Klose : Hey baby..Let make out right here and now~

Schwensteiger : I..I..I’m scared..There’s a stadium of people watching us here..

Podolski : Not to afraid..Count me in as well..

*Sebastien Kehl (left) celebrates with Bastian Schwensteiger*

Kehl : Hey..I thought you are C cup.?? *confused*

Schwensteiger : Nah~ Who told you that.? C cup is my girlfriend’s..I’m just looking for the World Cup..

*Miroslav Klose (top) clashes with Deco*

Deco : Aaarggh~!! *in pain* Your thrusts are too strong~!! I told you I don’t want doggy..

Klose : Whoops~ Sorry..

*Miroslac Klose (above) collides with Nuno Valente*

N. Valente : C’mon..I’m all ready for this doggy craze..Jump and pump on me~

Klose : Ready or not..Here I come~!! *ugh*

*Jurgen Klinsmann (center) celebrates with team officials*

Klinsmann : Wahahaha *devils laugh* We completed filming the “Football, My Gay Sport” (WTF~)..

Sunday, 2 July, 2006

World Cup 2006 Quarter-Finals Round-Up..

Filed under: Footballs — Yatz @ 1:48 pm

Last night..The end of the World Cup 2006 Quarter-final matches..

Germany beat Argentina 4-2 on penalties after drew 1-1 and couldn’t find the net in the extra-time..

*Roberto Ayala’s goal for Argentina*

Then the Italians whipped the Ukranians 3-0..

Perhaps with only one world class striker is not good enough to compete in the World Cup quarter-finals..

*Italian captain Fabio Cannavaro celebrates Gianluca Zambrotta’s goal*

Cannavaro (No.5) : Smell my armpit..Wahaha *grins*

Zambrotta (No.19) : Uuff uuff..Can’t breath *cough cough*

*Can you see her nipples.??*

Italy Supporter : Yeah~!! You got it right.!! I got 2 boobs.!!

My wish come true as England is out of the Finale contention..

A goalless stalemate between Portugal – England with England down to 10-man as so-called prodigy Wayne Rooney was shown the red card because of some minor tussle with Cristiano Ronaldo and the referee..

Referee : Pergi kemas beg dan balik London (Go pack your bags and go back to London)..

Rooney (No. 9) : Aaaah~~Selesanya~~ (Aaaah~~ It’s so comfortable)..

Ashley Cole (No. 3) : Apsal kamu kentut kat sini.?? Kan dah kena red card (Why you fart here.?? There goes your red card)..

Referee : Ambik kau..Wahahaha (There you go..Wahahaha *grins*)

Rooney : Wah~~So high..Like I’m a ‘sore-high’ (dumbass)..

Aaron Lennon put up a great performance against the Portuguese side as he replaced injured English captain, David Beckham..

*Beckham on the bench : Sobs..My last World Cup appearance*


Then stupiak stickman Peter Crouch came off the bench to replace Joe Cole..

C. Ronaldo : What.?? You tried to poke my arse in EPL and now you are trying it again.?? 

Peter Crouch : No~!! It’s not me..It’s the Oranje..

What for you bring Theo Walcott but not given a chance to play.?? Why don’t you bring Jermaine Defoe or Darren Bent instead.??

Who the hell gonna gamble on a 17-years old fresh player who didn’t even start for his club matches yet.??

Shall he come off the bench when all 3 forwards are injury-prone..

*Tiago (left) and Owen Hargreaves (right) heads for the ball*

Goalless until penalty shoot-out..Simao scored the 1st for Portugal..

When Lampard came on to take the 1st kick for England, everyone cheered for him (macamlah dia boleh masuk)..

*Heroic save*

*Lampard miss the penalty of course*

Then Hugo Viana missed a goal because the ball hit the left post..Then Owen Hargreaves scored for England..

Paul Robinson stopped the ball by Petit..Again, when Steven Gerrard (Stevie G) came on to take the 3rd kick, everyone cheered again (macamlah dia juga boleh masuk)..

*Combination pics of Ricardo saves the ball from Stevie G*

*Balik kampong-lah Stevie G*

Then Helder Postiga scored..Then Carragher‘s kick stopped by Portuguese hero, Ricardo..

Then Cristiano Ronaldo went on to score the winning shoot-out with the score 3-1, Portugal advanced to the semi-finals..

Salute to Ricardo as he saved 3 penalties and the one that Hargreaves scores, he dived to the right direction but missed the ball by few inches..Too bad..

*Portuguese goalkeeper, Ricardo the hero*

*Go pack your belongings-lah~~*

*The Portuguese Marathon Celebration*

After the Portugal – England ‘war’, came the World Cup ’98 Finale deja vu, Brazil – France showdown..

*Zidane takes on a free-kick*

*World Footballers, Zinedine Zidane and Ronaldinho*

Brazil LOST.!! Yes..You watched it, heard it and saw it.!! Brazil LOST 1-0 to France thanks to Thierry Henry‘s early 2nd-half goal..

*Henry’s goal*

Henry : Ambik kau~!!

Dida : Oh mak kau~!!

No more Joga Bonito from the samba boys..No more wizardry movements from Ronaldinho..No more fatty Ronaldo..No more handsome Kaka..

Brazil heads the exit door..Ji-ann, don’t be sad-lah..Hahaha..

*Zidane dibbles the ball past Kaka (No.8) and Juninho (No.19)*

Next round would be semi-finals..Germany – Italy and Portugal – France..

The Final favourites would be Germany – France..

All pics are courtesy of FIFA World Cup Germany 2006 Official Website

Tuesday, 20 June, 2006

World Cup 2006 Babes Reviews..

Filed under: Footballs — Yatz @ 11:50 pm

When there’s World Cup, girls always acted like they also know something bout football..

I like David Beckhamlah, I like Ronaldolah, I like Cristiano Ronaldolah, I like Peter Crouchlah, I like Hidetoshi Nakatalah, I like that Ahn Jung Hwanlah, this-lah that-lah, that referee-lah, this coach-lah..

Come on girls..Wake up~!! We are not seeing hunks here..We are watching footballs~!!

Okay..I understand their feelings..The same goes to the guys..Girls watch guys..Guys watch girls..Muahaha *grins*

After all, mamak stalls full of act-like-they-know-it-all-about-football chicks..And they ain’t normal chicks..They are pretty chicks..

But of course..Other than football..We guys, watch other kind of balls too ^^ *sheepish smile*

*USA babes love wrestling so much eh.? Hey girls..Wrong place..This is football stadium~!! Not wrestling ring*

*How bout an Ecuadorian babe.? Hot.?*

*Scandinavian babe one of the best in the world*

Swedish babe : Hey you scumbags..Smell my armpits~!!

*Portuguese..Joga Bonito~*

Portuguese Babe : Smell mine too..Hehehe..

*Yea..I know you girls love Henrik Larsson, Zlatan Ibrahimovic, and Freddie Ljungberg*

Swedish Babes : We are their wives-wannabe..Wooo Hooo~!!

*The Dutch Ladies*

Bottom Guy : Hey..Squeeze mah tits..This girl ain’t got any Dutch Lady milk here..

Girl (middle) : Ok..I know mine are small..But yours are fake..

*Mexico, here we go*

Mexico Babe : Get a pair of brace and you won’t lose your teeth..

*Swedish rules*

*Anonymous..Like the ‘balls’ anyway*

Babe : Balls up for grabs.?? Which side you want to have a grab.? *winks*

*English babes..Boys cum and then off they go*

English Babes : Boys come, boys go!! You get what I mean.? They cum and then they go *sob sob*


*Deutschland babe*

German Babe : SEE~!! No armpit hair..No body-odour too..

*German model Claudia Schiffer with fans*

*Oh my gawd~~(jaws drop)..She’s damn tall*

Claudia Schiffer : Who are you guys.?? Hobbits.?? Shoo shoo~

*Brazilian the samba babe*

Brazilian Babe : Now you know why there’s nude beach in Brazil.?? Cuz I’m the pioneer nudist *winks*

*Sepanyol..Spain..Espana..Screwdriver..Hammer..MC Hammer..WTF*

*I would love to be kissed by you senorita*

Italian Babe : You want a kiss or you want to pull my tank top.??

*Mexico deli*

Mexican Babe : Come grab my tits~!!!

*Is she a Mexican or German.???*


Ecuadorian Babes : Yeap..That’s right..You will stand a chance to get a World Cup promotional price of 2 whores with just the price of ONE~!!

*Sa Rang Hae-yo Korea..I love Korea~n*

Korean Babe : Now you know why Korean-dramas are so popular..Thanks to us, pretty chicks..

*Korea babes good (thumbs up)*

Korean Babe : Hey yo.! I’m one of the best Korean Ah Lian..

*Holy moly..Kawaii neh~~~*

Korean Babe : Stop staring at me or I’ll poke your eyes with my fingers just like this..

*Nippon babes..Aishiteru*

Japanese Babes : We are here to make film AV, the Hitler style..

Now isn’t that refreshing.?

At half-time or full-time or anytime, you get to see chicks anywhere near the stadium, cafes at Germany, mamak stalls in Malaysia, and any red light motels at Chow Kit area..

All pics are courtesy of FIFA World Cup Germany 2006 Official Website

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